How To Deal When Your Sperms Crush You

Do NOT be a hero. If your sperms are crushing you, seek immediate medical attention.

  1. Call 911.  When dealing with an injury of this type it is important to respond quickly. Delayed treatment could result in damage to your reproductive system.
Cow Tips!
*Do NOT put pressure on the injured area.
*Stay calm. Increased anxiety and blood flow can exacerbate the problem. Practice diaphragmatic breathing to slow your heart rate.

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