How To Get To Sesame Street

Modern technology can do many things. We literally put pieces of pigs in humans sometimes, and the humans keep living! You can buy an iPod…FROM YOUR iPOD! Unreal. These life changing bits of tech have also affected the long dormant field of cartography. When looking for geographical guidance, we’ve become accustomed to plugging an address into Google Maps and blindly following the directions to our ultimate destination (usually iHop).  The most sought after set of directions, however, are not available on the internet. If you want to spend some time with the worlds most beloved Big Yellow Bird, Google will be of no help. For safety reasons, they had to remove the directions to Gwyneth Paltrow’s house months ago when a fan showed up and demanded to know why anyone would name their daughter Apple.  But another place that Google can’t guide you to is Sesame Street; for that you’ll need a light heart and the following guide.

  1. Head north. Continue north for approximately 1.2 miles.
  2. Turn left at the Dunkin Donuts. After approximately 1.2 miles, turn left at the Dunkin Donuts.
  3. Keep left at the tree.  Keep left at the tree.
  4. Turn right at the Starbucks. Continue for another 3.7 miles. Turn right at the Starbucks.
  5. Your destination will be approaching on the left. Say hello to the whole gang! Don’t comment on Mr. Snuffleupagus’s recent weight gain.
Cow Tips!
*If you hit the McDonalds, you’ve gone too far.
*You could also use Mapquest.

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