How To Enjoy This Weekend in NYC

New York is known as the city that never sleeps for a reason. There is a LOT going on. Most of it is shit.  How can you sleep with so much shit going on around you? Answer: You can’t.  There is a guaranteed  surefire, can’t miss way to have a blast in NYC this weekend. Blogologues is a show that takes the internet and brings it to life. In their newest show, they will be featuring a post from your very own Ehownowbrowncow. See below for more info:

Stop reading our blog posts in this weird position. Go see one of them live at Blogologues!

  1. Go see Blogologues: Kale In Me Softly on Thursday, Jan 24th at 8:00 PM. Blogologues will be performing one of our posts (along with a lot more fun stuff from around the internet) live, featuring humans. Instead of crying alone in the dark, you can laugh in a room full of humans! Buy your tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/302487
  2. Go see Blogologues: Kale In Me Softly on Friday, Jan 25th at 8:00 PM. Blogologues will be performing one of our posts (along with a lot more fun stuff from around the internet) live, featuring humans. Instead of secretly masturbating, you can publicly laugh! Buy your tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/302487
  3. Go see Blogologues: Kale In Me Softly on Saturday, Jan 26th at 8:00 PM. Blogologues will be performing one of our posts (along with a lot more fun stuff from around the internet) live, featuring humans. Instead of spilling your sad sad Chinese takeout on your laptop, you can spill your joyous joyous Chinese (or wherever you are from) laughter on the ears of others! Buy your tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/302487
Cow Tips!
* If you can make it on Thursday, January 24th there will be a talk back session following the show featuring the creators of this very website! We will share our secrets on cornering the “Swag Pics” google image search market in the Phillipines!
* If you DON’T see Blogologues this week/weekend you will have a terrible week. Your imaginary girlfriend on Twitter will turn out to be real, and dead, and breaking up with you. You will be forced to admit to doing steroids on Oprah. To clarify: in an interview with Charlie Rose, you will be forced to come clean about the time you sat on Oprah’s chest and injected steroids into yourself. IT WILL BE A BAD WEEK.
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