How To Tell Your Kids Santa Claus Isn’t Real

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their bed, and the parents were sick of pretending to be … Continue reading

How To Talk To Your Kids About Drugs

If your kids are normal, someone will eventually offer them drugs. It will probably happen even sooner if they are extremely weird. One way or another, unless your kids work for the DEA and are bad at their jobs, someone will offer them drugs. You have most likely already had the most and 2nd most … Continue reading

How To Talk To Your Kids About Death

Child rearing is full of pleasant firsts: your child’s first smile, first words, first step, first date. The first time they call you “bitch” in public. First wedding, first second wedding. There are also some firsts that you might not be looking forward to, like the first time your kid asks why his skin isn’t the same color … Continue reading

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